The Hairdresser’s Revenge…..lolz
John had always dreamed of becoming a hairstylist. There was just one problem—he had absolutely no experience. But today, he saw an opportunity.
His girlfriend, Emily, was sitting on the couch, scrolling through her phone, completely unaware of his grand plan. With a mischievous grin, John sneaked up behind her, gently grabbed her hair, and confidently declared,
“Madam, your appointment for the deluxe salon experience has begun!”
Emily, still immersed in her phone, absentmindedly muttered, “Mmm-hmm.”
Big mistake.
John immediately got to work. He twisted, looped, and tangled her hair in a way that defied the laws of physics. He pulled out a hair tie, added a few random braids, and even attempted a “stylish” knot that resembled a bird’s nest.
Finally, he proudly stepped back and admired his masterpiece.
“Done!” he announced.
Emily, feeling something was definitely wrong, reached up to touch her hair—only to realize it had been transformed into what could only be described as a hairstyle inspired by modern art.
Slowly, she turned around.
“John…” she said in a dangerously calm voice.
John gulped. He knew that tone.
Five minutes later, John sat on the couch with his hair in pink pigtails, courtesy of Emily’s revenge.
The moral of the story? Never mess with your girlfriend’s hair—unless you’re prepared to suffer the consequences.
